Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Here's the Deal

So, I don't know why, but it dawned on me the other day to come up with a blog of my own like every other person in the world (or at least on Facebook). Well, scratch that. I actually know why I decided to do this. I felt that even if no one in the entire world reads it, it may be a little cathartic to say what I'm thinking every once in a while. So, as of now, I don't really have a theme for this thing, just what is going on in my life -- ranging from what I'm up to now, funny stories from the hospital, and just pretty much anything I feel like.

I saw on MSNBC that the average readership of a blog is 1 person. So if you are reading this -- congratulations and thanks because you are my whole base!

So, I figure it best to start these things by letting you know a little about me, and by little I mean more than "I'm a med student" .....

I am obsessed with all things Bucknell. My stream of thought is based entirely on the transitive property. I have convinced myself that I was somehow the inspiration for J.D. on Scrubs. I freakin' love my kelly green kicks. I frequently place things on the "Dead to Me" list. I know more about the Simpsons than anyone else I know. I think internet stalking is an art. I have a touch of a superiority complex. I think Stephen Colbert is a genius. I would wear a casual blazer everyday if I had my choice. I'm a perpetual procrastinator that somehow questions where all my time has gone. I'm not in a relationship, but I would like to have one. I will always order tiramisu at an Italian restaurant. I consider myself to be a pretty nice guy but I'll cut you down if the opportunity presents itself for a laugh. I own a piano but I hardly get a chance to play it. I cheer on and criticize the Steelers every week. I think "Bill" is about the most boring permutation of "William" ever. I find my friends and I saying "I love us" maybe a little too much but I would never disagree. I watch Hardball for fun. I sing in public only when drunk or at church. I probably can rattle this list on for several more pages but I'm getting kind of tired.

Alright, that's it for now. Hopefully I did not bore you, too much. If you ever want to a post a reply, go for it. Talk to you later!